
I say: Be careful if you read driver-education books -- you may die
of misinformation.
Mark Twain's advice was intended to be funny. Mine is not. Mine is
a reaction to my reading of Glencoe's Responsible Driving, a
book that teems with errors, misconceptions, self-contradictions and
omissions, including some that are demonstrably dangerous. For
example:
Some of the material in this book appears to mock the very title
Responsible Driving. For instance: On page 84 the writers
ask, "When Should You Yield the Right of Way?" -- and then they tell
the student that he must yield to an emergency vehicle, to any blind
person who has a white cane or a guide dog, and to "any pedestrians
at crosswalks." That advice is irresponsible and inexcusable.
There is no excuse for leading a student to believe that he can
intimidate, or drive over, anyone who isn't blind or isn't in a
crosswalk.
Some other items are just silly, dumb or careless. On page 20, for
example, a boxed article titled "Building Map Skills" includes a
small road map of some territory in southern California, and the
accompanying text says: "You're going to travel north on highway 79
to Route 10 and then southwest to Indio." Now look at the map. It
shows that a driver must go southeast on Route 10 to reach
Indio. (Maybe the writers need to work on building their map
skills.)
Still other items are noticeably outdated, such as the various
passages in which the writers refer to carburetors and automatic
chokes. (Automobile-makers abandoned carburetors and automatic
chokes in the 1980s.) Even worse is the "Math Connection" box on
page 288, which is a leftover from the days before truth-in-lending
laws. The writers purport to show how to "Calculate the interest on
a car loan to estimate the monthly payments," and they use this
example: If you borrow $2000 for 24 months at 12% interest, you can
repay your loan by making 24 equal payments of $103.33. Some
example! It's based on an obsolete interest-computation formula
that is now illegal! (If you were to pay $103.33/month for 24
months, the effective interest rate would be about 19% -- not 12%.)
In one respect, however, Responsible Driving is just as
current and up-to-date as it can be. To comply with the fad for
warbling about "cultures," the writers of Responsible Driving
have plastered the book's pages with silly, completely irrelevant
"Cultural Crossroads" items. These items don't have anything to do
with driving, and most of them don't have anything to do with any
culture, either. Most of them consist of drivel about "cultural"
groups which are entirely fictitious. The writers have even
invented a "cultural" group consisting of movie stunt-women who are
deaf! [See "Meet Deaf Kitty" on page 4 of this issue.]
Does Glencoe really expect us to believe that, at some time between
1947 and 1997, the AAA's staff forgot how to read a map?
Maybe not. Maybe we should believe that the people who cannot read
a map, and who invent goofy "cultural" groups, work not for the AAA
but for Curriculum Concepts. I say this because another note on the
copyright page of Responsible Driving declares: "Editorial
Development in Cooperation with Curriculum Concepts, a Division of
Dialogue Systems, Inc." What does that mean? I do not know. There
is no way to be sure about who actually wrote Responsible
Driving, but I do know this: Because Glencoe is the book's
publisher, Glencoe must answer for everything that appears on the
book's pages.
Glencoe should be ashamed.
The AAA should be ashamed, too -- ashamed to see its name and logo
displayed on this shoddy, sloppy book. To show the AAA what I
mean, I'll cite some more things that I noticed as I examined
Responsible Driving.
I have made a point of looking to see what Responsible
Driving says about rotary intersections, because these
intersections (which are also called traffic circles or roundabouts)
can be dangerous. A student needs to know about the special hazards
that they present. Moreover, the right-of-way laws pertaining to
rotary intersections have been altered, in some jurisdictions,
during the past few years. I see, however, that Responsible
Driving doesn't mention rotary intersections at all.
Maybe the writers had to skip the topic of rotary intersections so
that they would have enough space for their article about deaf
stunt-women, or for their blathering about the evils of alcohol.
The discussion of alcohol and of drinking in Responsible
Driving is both irresponsible and unacceptable. The writers
deal in disinformation and scary double-talk, they deliberately
confuse any and all drinking with alcoholism (and being a "problem
drinker"), and they preach that the student must never take a drink,
ever:
This strident, quasireligious stuff goes far beyond any realistic
consideration of drinking and driving, and the writers squander
their own credibility. Most students, I believe, will reject the
extreme claim that "There is no such thing as responsible drinking,"
and most will reject the suggestion that anyone who takes a drink
has a disease, or a defect of character, and should immediately dash
to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Most students will recognize
that the writers of Responsible Driving are seeking to con
them. Good! -- perhaps this will help the students to resist some
of the writers' other excesses, such as the unexplained, unqualified
claim that alcohol can cause "cancer."
[Editor's note: The scientific literature pertaining to the
carcinogenicity of ethanol is complicated, and epidemiological
studies of the occurrence of specific cancers in heavy drinkers are
often weakened by the presence of confounding factors, such as
malnourishment and smoking. While many questions remain unanswered,
the existing literature seems to justify these statements: Heavy
drinking can promote liver cancer; the combination of smoking and
heavy drinking promotes oral, pharyngeal and esophageal cancer; and
the combination of smoking plus drinking is more strongly correlated
with oral cancer than is smoking (by itself) or drinking (by
itself).]
I could cite more examples to demonstrate how the writers of
Responsible Driving deal in false "facts" and lame
illustrations, insult the student's intelligence, devote space to
trivia while ignoring things that are important, and preach like a
bunch of nannies. I believe, however, that I've said enough to show
you why I regard Responsible Driving as a case of
irresponsible publishing.
Robert A. Pease is a senior engineer with National Semiconductor
Corporation (in Santa Clara, California). He writes a regular
column -- "Pease Porridge" -- for the magazine Electronic
Design, and he has published two books: Troubleshooting
Analog Circuits (1991) and How to Drive into Accidents -- and
How Not To (1998). He undertook the latter book after one of
his relatives was killed in a traffic accident.
Reviewing a textbook in driver education
Responsible Driving
1997. 366 pages. ISBN of the student's edition: 0-02-653348-0.
Glencoe/McGraw-Hill, 936 Eastwind Drive, Westerville, Ohio 43081.
(Glencoe/McGraw-Hill is a division of the McGraw-Hill Companies.)
Irresponsible Publishing
Robert A. Pease
"Be careful of reading health books," Mark Twain said -- "you may
die of a misprint."
The AAA Should Be Ashamed
The only way to be sure of not becoming a problem drinker is not
to pick up that first drink. . . . choosing to drink guarantees
[sic] the chance [sic] of becoming addicted to
alcohol. . . . There is no such thing as responsible drinking. . .
. Alcoholics Anonymous is listed in your local phone book. AA is
an organization for people who feel that they might have a problem
with alcohol or know that they have a problem and need help. . . .
Alcoholism is a disease. Its consequences are devastating, . . . .
The best defense against this disease is to say "No" when you are
offered that first drink. [pages 40 and 41]
